Friday 27 March 2009

Heard About Your Band

Argh argh full band practice on Sunday panicpanicpanic.

To elaborate on that slightly, potential bandmate from Reading is back from his sojourn in Canada and is trying to organise a full band practice on Sunday, presumably so I can meet/play with the rest of the band. As this is the first time I've played with a whole band in months and months, I think I'm understandably having a touch of the vapours. Add to that the fact that my finger has a big old cut across the top (I have eczema and thus my skin cracks really easily) which makes it hard to play bass and I'm doing a little shit, figuratively speaking. Also I do feel I will be judged behind my back, but I don't want to indulge my neuroses in here (neuroses? In popular music? I never heard of such a thing!).

In other news I'm quite excited about potential doom-o-project (no. 5 from last time, if anyone's keeping up): the other member suggested using as a rhythm section a guitar pedal called a Total Sonic Annihilation, whose basic function is to make a fuckton of crazy noise. Once The Quatermass Experiment got it to sound like a hyperactive duck, but I don't remember how. This has also given me the idea to get a cheap old synth - the ones that can't replicate any instrument sound - and put it through pedals until it creates a massive wall of noise. You may be able to tell I'm quite into doing this sort of thing.

This leads me nicely onto thought I've been having of late about my "band ambitions". As far as I can tell, I only have three real goals for any band that I'm in, listed in rough order of importance below:

1. Play at ATP, possibly the UK's best festival (and home of more alternative/underground stuff)
2. Get a positive write-up on Pitchforkmedia, spiritual home of hipsters everywhere.
3. Play at Supersonic, a crazy experimental festival held in Birmingham which really does feature a lot of insane, weird bands. I almost went last year and wish I had, because I don't recognise very many bands on this year's line-up.

My ultimate ambition is to be one of those guys who's in lots of bands and seems have fingers in many musical pies - a sort of "figure" of a scene, if you will, perhaps in the vein of someone like Mike Patton. As I say that's my ultimate aim but let's not run before we have legs, eh?

Thursday 26 March 2009

A few further thoughts on favourite things

Following on from this post: http://horatio-outside.blogspot.com/2009/03/these-are-few-of-my-favourite-things.html I added that funny little application on facebook that lets you pick your top five albums, films, TV programmes, sandwiches, men called "Brian", segs, umbrellas etc.

This app was clearly aimed at people who like to obsessively demonstrate their good taste and make endless lists and categorisations. People like me, in other words, since I knocked off three in quick succession. And then I made some lists. Arf. Here they are.

Possibly My 5 Favourite Albums Ever

At The Drive-In - Relationship of Command
Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
Steve Reich - Music For 18 Musicians
The Fall - Hex Enduction Hour
Talking Heads - More Songs About Buildings and Food

Five excellent, noisy albums

Shellac - 1000 Hurts
Oneida - Each One, Teach One
OOIOO - Feather Float
Parts & Labor - Mapmaker
Lightning Bolt - Wonderful Rainbow

[Wives' "Erect The Youth Problem" was a possible no. 6]

Five great metal albums

Melvins - Houdini
Mastodon - Leviathan
Metallica - Master of Puppets
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Boris - Pink

[Big Business' "Head For The Shallow" was another contender. And I forgot about Kyuss. Damn!]

I thought this might've been interesting cos it wasn't just a long list of albums, but was broken up into smaller, more esoteric categories (and I can get a lot smaller and more esoteric). I may be wrong, though. Who knows.

Also have some more reviews (I have been a busty boy):

Charles Spearin - The Happiness Project http://www.musosguide.com/?p=3220 (spot my moustache envy)
The Gay Blades - O Shot http://www.musosguide.com/?p=3308

Tuesday 24 March 2009

This Is What I Do With My Time

So at the moment I am frustrated by the fact that, despite the vast number of band opportunities being presented to me, I can't help but notice than I am not in a band as such.

There are actually 6 possible band opportunities I could chase up. What would be excellent is if I could combine a few of them together (as most involve just one other person) into something truly awesome. The bands are as follows:

1. Band from Reading I have mentioned before. Main guy is currently in Canada but things will progress once he is back
2. Irish laptop/keyboards guy who I met for a drink ages ago. I texted him a while back to see what was going on and he claims to have found a drummer. Haven't heard anything since.
3. Bassist friend. We are considering forming a two-bass noise rock band called "Teenage Thunder Crunk". I like this idea.
4. Drummer interested in No Wave bands who wants to gig, record shitty CD-Rs and have fun. Like this idea too. Might work as drummer for Teenage Thunder Crunk.
5. Guitarist friend who I was in a band (The Quatermass Experiment, my very first) with. Potentially wants to make some "slow groovy noise" in the vein of Om. Sounds good to me also.
6. Some band that emailed me yesterday. They sound alright, but are a complete band looking for a bassist.

In other news I was talking to Seb earlier about my perennial fear of never being in a good band. He was reassuring me when I came out with this piece of inspired nonsense:

When I get a potato out, it is the same says:
but the last thing I wrote was a 20 minute funk-dirge made with toy instruments called "Pull on my Hamstrings, Mendelev!"
When I get a potato out, it is the same says:
Pitchfork hated it so much they sent a writer over to my house to punch me in the face
When I get a potato out, it is the same says:
you remember this

Well at least I know I'll make a good ideas person if I were in a band.

Finally, have my review of the Deluxe Edition of Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" (http://www.audioscribbler.co.uk/reviews/9805) as I'm really quite proud of it's savage indictment of reissues.

Sunday 22 March 2009

Irrepressible Rage

So last Thursday I returned to the Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen, this time with Seb, to go and see The Irrepressibles and hopefully improve my opinion of the venue after the disastrous Dinosaur Pile-Up gig, which I'm sure you've all read my review of!. But no, I'm now convinced that the HSB&K is cursed (possibly with a rare type of curse that causes it to be full of twats, but more on that later), which is just as well, given how much I dislike the area. This gig was actually postponed from the day of snow, which adds further credence to my theory.

So what went wrong this time, I hear you ask. Well the first time I was due to go on the gig I had been put on the guestlist so I could review it for thisisoffset, another fine website I am proud to write for. So this time the guestlist place was set up again (albeit under one of the editor's names) and thus at gigtime I strolled up to the front desk only to find that they had no record of said name on the guestlist, the girl at the front door was extremely rude, and the promoter had no idea who offset were. This despite someone from the promoters asking if Selfish Cunt and a load of other bands could play at the offset festival in the original email.

I won't go into too much detail about what the girls said: suffice to say they accused me of trying to blag my way in and were generally rude and uncooperative. It was my first experience being on a guestlist and whilst I was maybe a bit naive they made me feel stupid and small, and I really didn't appreciate that. I sent an email to the editor and I hope he understands, but he hasn't replied yet and I'm worried he'll be mad at me for whatever reason, which would just be fucking perfect. I did consider finding an internet cafe, printing off the email exhange, and then going back to wave it under their noses at least to salvage my pride. But we couldn't find one and the evening was already sullied by this point.

So yeah that put me in a bit of a grump for the rest of the evening (and I'm still a bit moody about it now), and the grump wasn't much alleviated by a visit to the usually excellent Cellar Door on The Strand. Although the cocktails were good the cabaret was simply dreadful, consisiting, as it did, of drunken city types singing along to poorly done "mashups". I don't know which was worse, the awfully-dressed guy shouting along to "Wild Thing" when it was clear that the title was the only lyric he knew, or the cockernee knees-up version of "My Way", which was basically Bill Bailey but much less funny.

So yeah, I've had better evenings.

Saturday 21 March 2009

More reviews!

So my writer's block has mostly passed and to celebrate you can all have some reviews:

Live Review! Dinosaur Pile-Up at the Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen http://www.musosguide.com/?p=3302 (the most negative review I've written so far, but well deserved)
Crystal Antlers - EP http://www.audioscribbler.co.uk/reviews/9693
Japanther - Bumpin' Rap Tapes http://www.musosguide.com/?p=3164

Will tell the epic tale of my inability to get in to see The Irrepressibles soon, but that's your lot for now.

Tuesday 17 March 2009

These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things

The excellent Muso's Guide, who are lucky enough to count yours truly among their contributors, are apparently doing a feature on their favourite ever albums. This, naturally, got me thinking so I thought I'd compile a loose list of my favourite albums, as I've been meaning to do this for a while.

Just to be awkward, though, I decided to divide them up into three categories (yes I am that indecisive): definite favourites, probable favourites, and possible favourites. Think of it like this - if I was asked to name my 100 favourite albums the first group would be make up the albums from 1-33, the second 34-66, and the third 67-100, or something like that. It made sense to me, ok?

Anyway, enough of my tiresome rambling. Let's get this show on the road (until I comment, with albums I've forgotten about).

The Definites

At The Drive-In - Relationship of Command (possibly my favourite album ever)
Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
The Fall - Hex Enduction Hour/This Nation's Saving Grace
The Brian Eno-produced Talking Heads albums (More Songs About Buildings & Food, Fear of Music, Remain in Light)
Brian Eno & David Byrne - My Life In The Bush of Ghosts
Steve Reich - Music For 18 Musicians (assuming this counts)
Trans Am - Red Line
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead - Madonna
The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs

The Probables

Oneida - The Wedding
Melvins - Houdini
Young Marble Giants - Colossal Youth
The Fall - Perverted By Language (I really do love The Fall)
Life Without Buildings - Any Other City
Killing Joke - Killing Joke
Devo - Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo
Animal Collective - Feels
Broken Social Scene - You Forgot It In People
The Hidden Cameras - The Smell of Our Own
Fugazi - The Argument
The Decemberists - Castaways and Cutouts
Guided By Voices - Bee Thousand
Minutemen - Double Nickels On The Dime
Kyuss - Welcome To Sky Valley
Weezer - The Blue Album/Pinkerton

The Possibles

OMD - Architecture and Morality
Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea (standard hipster choice)
The Futureheads - The Futureheads
Mastodon - Leviathan
Stereolab - Emperor Tomato Ketchup
Wire - Pink Flag
Broadcast - Tender Buttons
The Mountain Goats - Tallahassee
Yo La Tengo - I Can Hear The Heart Beating As One
The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Parts & Labor - Mapmaker
Pere Ubu - The Modern Dance
The Velvet Underground - The Velvet Underground & Nico
Sufjan Stevens - Illinois

Phew! I think that's everything. What does it say about me that I can think of roughly 40 albums more or less off the top of my head that I would consider my "favourites"?

Friday 13 March 2009

Reviews, News, Stews and Montagues.

I've not being doing a whole load of reviewing lately, due to being in a bit of a grump, but a couple of things have been uploaded of late.

Borderville - Short Sharp Shock http://www.musosguide.com/?p=2826

Love Is All - A Hundred Things Keep Me Up At Night http://www.musosguide.com/?p=2401 (First one on the page. I wrote this ages ago and didn't think it would get published but I'm quite pleased with it).

Excellently, the guy from Borderville found the review and contacted me to say thanks, ask if they could use it, and if I would like to review the album when it came out. This pleased me muchly, as he said I got what the band were all about, and I feel like I'm doing something good for Oxford music, albeit from afar.

In other news I am going to alternative music festival ATP, which has an excellent line-up (here). I also get 5 choice for another band to play, and I am fretting about not wasting my votes.

Aah, ATP is best fesitval. There's nothing quite like seeing an experimental noise band in a bingo hall at a holiday camp.

Monday 9 March 2009

Another Recent Purchases!

I felt I had not bought enough CDs recently so I splurged out (stop laughing at the back) over the last few days, buying of 5 CDs for a shade under £30. Not too shabby, eh?

From Fopp on Friday

Various Artists - Dark Was The Night. AIDS-charity benefit compilation, starring pretty much all the brightest stars of North American Indie. Has some exclusive new tracks from Arcade Fire, Decemberists etc. and also features that David Byrne/Dirty Projectors collaboration I was honking on about earlier.

The Fall - I Am Kurious, Oranj. My 10th Fall studio album. Not a classic of theirs, but it was only a £5, and I am weak. Still seems a decent enough album - like the vaguely ska title track, the muscular "Wrong Place, Right Time", and the springy "Cab It Up!".

Melvins - Stag. I'm a big fan of Melvins, and this is the third of their albums on Atlantic Records (after Houdini and Stoner Witch). Again, not one of their best but has some excellent riffing all the same.


From Oxfam Music, Today.


Sonic Youth - Sonic Nurse.
My 10th Sonic Youth album, no less. It's a pretty good one, with long and jam-y songs (which I can get behind).

Stereolab - Margerine Eclipse. Almost certainly won't be as good as the magnificent "Emperor Tomato Ketchup", but seems decent enough all the same. Wanted to own something by them, and it's all for charity, right?

I suspect the number of people who read this will be less than the total number of CDs I bought. Prove me wrong.

Saturday 7 March 2009

New Band Smell

Soooo I had my second practice/jam thing with the guy from Reading last night (Thursday).

All in all, I'd say it went very well. We were mainly working on two particular songs that he had sent me and by the end we'd got both of them pretty much worked out, and I think I came up with some pretty good ideas. He even said that I sounded more confident this time and seemed genuinely pleased with what I was playing. Best of all, it was actually fun playing, and I got to that excellent point where you feel the music, rather than consciously think about it.

On the way back to Reading station he told me that he had met about 10-15 potential bassists, but had only jammed with 3 people (myself included). He said (and I appreciated his honesty) that we were all good bassists and nice people, and that he genuinely had no idea who he would pick for the band. He did promise we'd have another practice at some point, though.

In a way I wouldn't mind too much if I don't get picked. To know that I was one of the most promising people he'd met is very pleasing, and the whole thing has been pretty confidence-boosting. I'd also feel reasonably content that I could get a pretty good project of my own going. Having said that, I think I would definitely enjoy being in the band a lot. We shall see.

Thursday 5 March 2009

Business As Usual

Oh wow, that last post was my 50th one. Hooray?

In other news, I have another band practice tonight. I say "band practice", it'll just be me jamming with the lead singer/guitarist again. But, I'm feeling more positive about this one, and I'm determined to throw myself into it more. It doesn't hurt that I seem to be drowning in band-joining opportunities and so should be able to play music a few times a week. I'm also, hopefully for real this time, going to try and practise every day, and actually structure the practising usefully. I do want to get my guitar skillz back to the days when I was playing nothing but Metallica songs (and hopefully a fair bit better than that, too).

Also, have another glut of reviews:

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - The Century of Self http://www.musosguide.com/?p=2842
Magik Markers - Balf Quarry http://www.musosguide.com/?p=2974
Mi Ami - Watersports http://www.audioscribbler.co.uk/reviews/8902

Wednesday 4 March 2009

Run Run Run

In other news, I have started going to the gym, so I can feel virtuous. Well done me, etc.

More interestingly, I have been asked to make a Mix CD to put on while everyone works out, as an alternative to all the terrible trance they have on usually. Now, while I love making Mix CDs, I may need some help with this one, as there are a number of restrictions. Firstly, it has to have a good beat (obviously). Secondly, it has to err very much on the side of accessible. Thirdly, and I really cannot stress this enough, the songs have to be good. I can be a bit of an opinionated prick at times, but I will try not to send too much opinionated prickery your way when you suggest things.

I've only got a couple of ideas so far ("Tiny Sticks" by ESG and "Why Are People Grudgeful?" by The Fall), but apart from those, and a vague temptation to stick some Slayer in, I'm struggling. So people of the internet, I need YOU! Help me get fitter and stronger* whilst also listening to good songs.

*Ooh Daft Punk might be a good idea.

Tuesday 3 March 2009

My newest favourite band

Is Cardiacs (not "The Cardiacs", I'd like to make that very clear), who are often described as "prog-punk", even though that's clearly stupid, and who have been headed since 1976 by singer/all round talent Tim Smith.

Now the guy who introduced me to them said they were the type of band one could get obsessed over, and I can definitely feel the first tugs of obsession, so I am going to try to infect someone else with Cardiacs-love. Now, have some videos.



"Dog-Like Sparky" off the album Sing To God. Something fairly accessible and catchy to start you off. And, at the opposite end of the spectrum, an amazing rehearsal of the song "Gibber and Twitch", as heard on The Special Garage Concerts, Vol I. Prog-nuttery ahoy!



Don't say I didn't warn you. Obsession awaits.

Sunday 1 March 2009

Update Live From Oxford Town

Myself and Seb have spent a good few hours this evening messing around on instruments. I did a wacky keyboard solo over an excellent mutant disco bassline he made up. Then followed rather a lot of silly jazz.

Suffice to say I feel much btter about my musical abilities now. Hurrah!